MARIO,YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!!!!
When people interrupt me while I'm reading
They expect my reaction to be something like:
When really, my reaction is something like:
i was about to scroll past this
then I saw Juandicimo
Gary
Tootie
JUANDICIMO
Oh well hello childhood.
I need a group of people to seriously cosplay any one of my fandoms. I haven’t decided which, yet.
Why is everything so perfect.
holy shit mr crocker
NEEDS MORE PHILIP
JUANDICIMO
perfect…just PERFECT!
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None of the drivers in the consequent 17 car pile-up are suing for damages, stating that “it was totally worth it!”
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This fucking needs infinity notes.
once-ler wagon more like swag wagon more like pussy wagonhey swag I drew you a thing
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